There are poodles on the ground,
Poodles, I tell you, not puddles
The weather’s purr-fectly crazy
It's a cat-astrophic muddle
Gumboots and galoshes
Just won’t do the job
Because it's literally raining,
Get this, raining cats and dogs
Forget your umbrellas,
Your bumbershoots, discard
For it’s sprinkling springer spaniels,
Himalayans and St Bernards
You might get clawed at on the head
Or drenched with disgusting drool
My advice is, “Take your allergy pills
And don’t send your kids to school”
Cars are damaged, traffic is snarled
And swerving into ditches
The parking lots, or barking lots,
It's best to stay at home
And just watch it on the news
‘Cause I just stepped into a cross
Of a cockapoo and shih tzu
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