Sunday 30 September 2018

Furry-ous Weather Report













There are poodles on the ground,  
Poodles, I tell you, not puddles 
The weather’s purr-fectly crazy  
It's a cat-astrophic muddle 

Gumboots and galoshes  
Just won’t do the job 
Because it's literally raining, 
Get this, raining cats and dogs 

Forget your umbrellas, 
Your bumbershoots, discard 
For it’s sprinkling springer spaniels,  
Himalayans and St Bernards 

You might get clawed at on the head 
Or drenched with disgusting drool 
My advice is, “Take your allergy pills 
And don’t send your kids to school” 

Cars are damaged, traffic is snarled 
And swerving into ditches 
The parking lots, or barking lots, 
Are littered with pussies and bitches    

It's best to stay at home  
And just watch it on the news  
‘Cause I just stepped into a cross  
Of a cockapoo and shih tzu

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